Daleks Love Donuts

Another Guest Blog by Pocket Dalek

Pocket Dalek: Can I share your maple cinnamon roll?
Other Daleks: Sorry, there's already four of us here.

Pocket Dalek: Can I share your sprinkled cinnamon roll, please?
Other Daleks: No way!  You called dibs on the chocolate chip pancakes last weekend!

Momma?

Two donut holes, and an egg white omelet of my very own?
Wow.  Momma not only loves me,
she's concerned about my cholesterol.

A very-relieved Pocket Dalek

P.S.  Wait, I don't have a high LDL count, do I?