Pocket Dalek’s Got A Gun

Sung to the tune of “Jamie’s Got A Gun” by Aerosmith.

Pocket’s got a gun,

Pocket’s got a gun,

Now everybody’s come undone,

‘Cause they spotted Pocket’s gun,

What do they think he’ll do?

What crimes might he pursue?

They say, “He’s a Dalek with a gun,

And he used to be so fun,

What must have driven him insane?”

Pocket’s got a gun,

Pocket’s got a gun,

He’d envisioned a day of fun,

But now his friends are on the run.

He says, “Please don’t go away,

I’ve planned a real fun day,

I thought we’d go out to a park,

And shoot off lots of sparks,

I’m sure everything will be okay.

“Don’t run away, let’s go out and play, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Don’t run away, can’t we all just play?” yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

We’ll have lots of fun, if you just won’t run, run run away.”

Pocket’s got a gun,

Pocket’s got a gun,

His mistress made him one,

‘Cause he thought he’d look cool with one.

What do you think he’ll do?

He’s the Dalek that cares for you.

He shows you how to make great food, especially Jammie Dodgers,

He says, “Why can’t you just trust me,

A lot of nice guys have guns,

Like Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers.”

“Don’t run away, let’s go out and play,” yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

“Don’t run away, can’t we all just play?” yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

“We’ll have oh so much fun, if you just won’t run, run run away.”

Pocket’s got a gun,

He thought he’d have lots of fun,

But now he’s feeling glum,

‘Cause everybody’s is on the run.

Pocket’s got a gun,

He thought it’d be so much fun,

But now he’s no longer Number One,

‘Cause all his friends are on the run.

Pocket may have a gun,

But now he wishes he didn’t own one,

‘Cause all his friends have come undone,

Just because he’s got a gun.

Lyrics by the tribute band Daleksmith

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