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| Pocket Dalek: Now that we've made the dough, help me roll it out. Denim Dalek: You got it, boss. |
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| Denim Dalek: Hey, can I ride that too? It looks fun! Pocket Dalek: No, a cutter is a precision tool. You're obviously not mature enough to use it yet. |
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| Pocket Dalek: Now that we've cut out the layers, it's time to bake them. Denim Dalek: Okey-dokey. Pocket Dalek: Under no circumstances does a Dalek say "Okey-dokey." Denim Dalek: Sorry, boss. I guess it just slipped out. |
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| Denim Dalek: Um, the jam smells great! Pocket Dalek: Be careful when you spread it on the cookies. Raspberry Jam stains Daleks! |
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| Pocket Dalek: I must say, for your first job, you didn't do half-bad. Denim Dalek: Thanks boss. The cookies sure are cute. Pocket Dalek: Daleks do not use the word "cute." And English cookies are called "biscuits." Denim Dalek: Biscuits. Not cute. Right, boss. |
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| Denim Dalek: How come ours look different than the store-bought kind? Pocket Dalek: Ours have fewer preservatives. Denim Dalek: Oh. You know, I think our version is better. Pocket Dalek: Why? Denim Dalek: Because even if they're smaller, ours have a bigger heart. Pocket Dalek: Yes, that's because we made them for...Oh no! Now you've engaged me in sentiment! |
Thank you, Daleks, for making us our favorite English cookies. And Denim, welcome to our house.
Pocket Dalek: It is our pleasure to serve, master!
Denim Dalek: Yes, what he said, master.
Now can we help you exterminate the cookies?
Pocket Dalek: Finally, you sound like a real Dalek!
Dragon Dave
Related Internet Links
Our Jammie Dodger Recipe (we made nearly 4 dozen)
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