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Thursday, October 31, 2013

A Dalek Treat

Pocket: Look, the pumpkins are out!  You know what that means.
Denim:  Pumpkin Pie!!!!
Pocket: No, it's Halloween and time to Trick-or-Treat.  Get your costume on and we’ll go.
Denim: I hope we get Pumpkin Pie later.

Pocket: Okay, I'm ready.
Denim: Nice costume.  What are you, Eyesore Dalek?
Pocket: Don't be a smarty-humanoid-mutation-in-a-pepper-pot-shaped-travel-machine.  I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Dalek.  Where is your costume?
Denim:  I don't feel like dressing up.  I'll just go as an ordinary Dalek.
Pocket: No, this is Halloween.  If you want to Trick or Treat, you MUST wear a costume.
Denim: All right, hang on a minute, I'll go change.

Pocket:  Are you ready to go?
Denim:  What do you think, tiny Dalek?
Pocket: Uh, we'll talk about your attitude later.  Just remember the Mistress said it is Trick-or-Treat, not Exterminate-or-Treat.
Denim: Hulk Dalek thinks Smash-and-Treat is best!

Denim:  That was fun.  
Pocket: Aren't you glad you dressed up?  Everyone loves the Hulk!
Denim: You were right, sir.  Lets check out the candy we scored.

Pocket:  Wow, that's a lot of chocolate!
Denim:  Yeah, it's not bad.  But remember, Mistress said that any Snickers we got are hers.
Pocket: Still, I enjoyed Trick-or-Treating.  I hope we can go again next year.
Denim: Next year?  Why worry about next year, when we've got all this candy to eat tonight?

Pocket & Denim Dalek

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