This blog continues from "The Bovine Daleks" at Pocket Dalek and Friends
Denim: What's happening? My audio sensors are overwhelmed.
Pocket: I don't know. I've got a cow muzzle affixed to my visual sensor, remember?
Denim: Temperature readings suggest the presence of numerous Humans.
Pocket: Movement sensors suggest that we're surrounded by a milling throng!
Denim: And my olfactory sensors suggest that the food has arrived.
Pocket: Alert! Alert! I can't interpret these readings!
Denim: I register a definite alien presence! Oh good, Master is taking another drink. We should urge him and Mistress to increase the speed of their nutrition ingestion.
Pocket: Denim's right, Master. You could be in danger. Don't worry, though, we'll protect you. Arming laser cannon now.
Denim: I don't think he wants you to fire on the cow.
Pocket: How do you know the alien we detected was a cow?
Denim: The muzzle fell off my visual sensor.
Pocket: So that's where this second one came from.
Pocket & Denim Daleks