Friday, August 2, 2013
Red Dalek Builds Lego Star Wars
Blue: What are you doing?
Red: Shh. It's a surprise for Master?
Blue: How so?
Red: Master got this Star Wars Lego kit as a gift, but he hasn't gotten around to assembling it yet.
Blue: So you dug it out of the closet and decided to build his Lego set for him?
Blue: I see. You do realize that half the fun of Legos is building something yourself, right?
Red: Fun? He thinks I'm having fun? Let's see him figure out how to put this together, following these inadequate directions!
Blue: Say, looks like it's coming along nicely.
Red: What do you mean, 'coming along nicely?' I've been at it for four hours!
Blue: Hey, get some perspective. It takes NASA years to build a spaceship.
Red: Yeah, but that's a real...say, what have you got there?
Blue: Oh, just an old hammer I found lying around. I thought it might help you fit the remaining pieces together, but as you're doing so well, I'll just--
Red: Give it to me!
Thor: I thought I heard someone mention a hammer. Hand it over, Red.
Red: No way, I'm tired of this project, and I'll finish it if it's the last thing I do.
Thor: No, don't! You don't know the power--
Thor: --of the hammer.
Red: Failure! Failure! I must exterminate myself! Failure! Failure!
Thor: Oh boy. Talk about a meltdown.
Red: Thanks for talking me round, and helping me reassemble the Lego Star Wars Tie Interceptor and Death Star.
Thor: No problem. Just remember, as far as Master is concerned, you did it all yourself.
Red: Fine. If you want me to take all the credit, I'm good with that.
Red (Blue, & Thor) Dalek