The Final Dalek/Halloween Post of 2013!
Rex: Look at all those choices, K-9.
K-9: You are not my Master. You cannot order me around.
Rex: I’m not ordering you. I’m just suggesting that, as Master’s newest best friend, you might want to look at what’s available.
K-9: Very well, I will poke my head out of this pocket. You’re right; Master is dithering between the Strawberries & Cream and the Lemon Meringue Donuts. Can he not see the Halloween options?
Rex: Perhaps you could influence him to—
K-9: You are not my Master! You cannot order me around!
Rex: I see your Mesmeric Beam worked.
K-9: I hope Master likes his Pumpkin. I exist only to serve.
Rex: In that case, you’re serving him a fun, frosted donut with a gooey chocolate center.
K-9: Yes, it seems a safe choice, but still…
Rex: Mistress seems to like her Chocolate Cobweb.
K-9: She should. That chocolate donut has a rich vanilla cream center.
Rex: Yes, I thought it would go well with her cream tea.
Rex: Well, you can relax, my friend. Master seems to be—
K-9: YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER!!! YOU CANNOT ORDER ME TO RELAX!!!!!!!!!
Rex Dalek & K-9