Rex: Wienerschnitzel? That's a strange word.
K-9: My translation circuitry identifies the word as belonging to the German language. It translates as "Viennese Shred."
Rex: My! What kind of place have Master & Mistress brought us to?
K-9: This object matches images in my data banks. The humans call it a corn dog.
Rex: It doesn't look like a dog.
K-9: Agreed. Given its appearance, a more accurate term would be zeppelin-on-a-stick.
Rex: This looks like chili cheese fries, but the fries are all wrinkled.
K-9: The menu board behind the counter denotes them as curly fries.
Rex: I guess curly fries really make the world go round, 'eh?
K-9: Negative. Gravity still makes the world revolve on its axis.
Rex: That curly chili fry was good. Do we dare take a sample of this Shredded Viennese animal?
K-9: Negative. Master & Mistress entrusted us with guarding it while they got drink refills.
Rex: It would appear that Master & Mistress are rewarding us for our service.
K-9: Affirmative.
Rex: If it makes you feel less uncomfortable, think of it as part of a zeppelin.
K-9: Yet again, this K-9 unit fails to understand so-called Dalek humor.
Rex: Shall I let you gnaw the stick?
K-9: This unit does not gnaw.
Rex: If it makes you feel any better, think of it as a bone.
K-9: This unit does not gnaw!
Rex: Well, that was an experience.
K-9: This unit is left uncertain as to the humans' idea of fun.
Rex: But look: Master & Mistress are smiling!
K-9: Humans are illogical. That's why they need us to serve them.
Rex: Ja. I mean, agreed.
Rex Dalek & K-9
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