Friday, May 16, 2014
Daleks vs the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Pocket: Help me carve this up for Master and Mistress.
Denim: Um…if you insist.
Pocket: What's wrong?
Denim: It's that movie we saw last night. What if a Killer Rabbit seeks revenge on us?
Pocket: The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is only Arthurian legend.
Denim: Are you sure? The way it decimated his troops...
Pocket: Even if it was based on reality, the events in the film occurred in 932 A.D. There's no such thing as Killer Rabbits these days.
Pocket: See, doesn't that look nice? Mistress will enjoy that.
Denim: Yes, I suppose so.
Pocket: Would you forget about the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and carve off a piece for Master's dessert? By Davros, you're worried about something you saw in Monty Python and the Holy Grail! There are no such things as Killer Rabbits!
Pocket, Denim, & ...