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Friday, May 16, 2014

Daleks vs the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Pocket: Help me carve this up for Master and Mistress.
Denim: Um…if you insist.

Pocket: What's wrong?
Denim: It's that movie we saw last night. What if a Killer Rabbit seeks revenge on us?
Pocket: The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is only Arthurian legend. 
Denim: Are you sure? The way it decimated his troops...
Pocket: Even if it was based on reality, the events in the film occurred in 932 A.D. There's no such thing as Killer Rabbits these days.

Pocket: See, doesn't that look nice? Mistress will enjoy that. 
Denim: Yes, I suppose so.

Pocket: Would you forget about the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and carve off a piece for Master's dessert? By Davros, you're worried about something you saw in Monty Python and the Holy Grail! There are no such things as Killer Rabbits!

Pocket, Denim, & ...

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