Stan: I hope you've enjoyed this morning's tour of Space Center Houston.
Rusty: Oh, I have! Now I want to be an astronaut more than ever!
Stan: That's the spirit! I've certainly enjoyed my space missions, and I'm sure you will too, once you become astronauts. So shall we sign you both up for memberships in our program?
Rusty: Absolutely!
Artist: Uh, I guess so.
Stan: Great! While my staff processes the paperwork, let's enjoy a typical astronaut meal in the food court. Astronauts love freeze-dried poultry pieces preserved in seasoned batter, and sections of fried vegetable matter ready for dipping. Not only are they incredibly healthy, but they're also easy and fun to consume in zero gravity.
Rusty: My olfactory senses detect flavor-packed aromas. Why so many sauces, Stan?
Stan: It's an unfortunate fact that the vacuum of space deadens an astronaut's taste buds.
Artist: Ouch!
Stan: Don't worry: it's not painful, and their appreciation for food returns when they get back to Earth. But while in space, astronauts rely on dipping sauces like ketchup, barbecue sauce, honey-mustard, and Red Hot Breathe-Fire-Like-A-Dragon to enhance the flavors of their food.
Artist: Astronauts already endure rigorous schedules, years of preparations, and long periods away from friends and loved ones. I'm not sure I'd want to go into space if it also lessened my ability to appreciate the nutrients I ingest.
Stan: Are you sure? Space travel is too cool to miss.
Rusty: Yeah, and besides, dipping sauces are fun.
Artist: I suppose you're right. What's one more sacrifice, when the rewards could be so great? Okay, sign me up for membership in the space program.
Stan: Congratulations you two! You're now official members of Space Center Houston. That'll be seventy-six bucks apiece.
Rusty: Hey, I thought membership only cost $26 per person!
Stan: Yes, but then you have to add on fifty bucks for "Lunch with an Astronaut."
Artist: Oh nice! And you said dipping sauces were fun!
Rusty: They are!
Artist & Rusty Daleks, and Stan the Cyberman
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Scott Listfield and Flying Cars
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"I could have sworn I parked my flying car here." |
Flying vehicles have long been staples of Science
Fiction. TV shows like "The Jetsons," "Space Precinct," and "Doctor Who" demonstrated how useful flying cars could
be. Movies like "Back to the Future" built
on this, not only showing how the power of flight could make driving a time-traveling De Lorean even more fun, but how cool hover-boards could be. The "Star Wars" movies and the TV show "Galactica 1980" suggested that even motorcycles could fly. And that’s to say nothing of all the remarkable
inventions that SF books have promised us.
One important role of Science Fiction is to inspire real
world scientists and engineers. Stories
about rocketships inspired America’s space program. "Star Trek" communicators led to modern
cellphones. So, just like Scott Listfield and his astronaut, I find myself asking where are all the flying
vehicles? From time to time we see
inventors demonstrate their version of a flying car, yet no company has ever
taken up the challenge of manufacturing them.
Were those dreams too fantastic? Is the necessary technology accessible,
but still under development? Or were
these projects squashed by powerful government forces?
Perhaps there’s hope for all of us like Scott Listfield who
dream of someday owning a flying car. A
company called Terrafugia is developing one, and expects to
deliver some to happy new owners next year. For just twenty hours of flight instruction,
and a paltry $279,000, you could drive and fly their first model, called the
Transition. Sign me up for the sporty,
hybrid model…but not the convertible.
Dragon Dave
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Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Scott Listfield and the Astronaut
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A vision captured by Scott Listfield, courtesy of the Dunedin Fine Art Center |
Many artists eschew cultural and entertainment references in
their work. Scott Listfield welcomes
them, knowing they make up who we are, both as individuals and as society. He could easily stay at home, drawing
inspiration from his beloved hometown of Boston, as well as the beautiful
surrounding countryside. Instead he
travels the globe, constantly seeking out visions to inspire us. Of special interest to him is any activity
involving astronauts.
Since the retirement of the space shuttle, America sends NASA astronauts to hitch rides on Russian rockets.
Recently, Scott Listfield traveled through the hinterlands of Russia,
where he spotted this lone astronaut awaiting the arrival of the recovery team. Using special chemicals to prevent his paint
from hardening in the subzero temperatures, he faithfully captured the scene.
Scott Listfield confronts the dreams of the past with the reality of the present. His astronauts study our world, comparing mankind’s greatest aspirations with what we love and enjoy. While our world is filled with wonders
unimagined by those who lived even a generation ago, he confronts us with
the artifice of convenience and variety.
His paintings ask: should we sacrifice to achieve our greater—and as yet,
unfulfilled—dreams and goals, with no certainty of success, when ease and
comfort lie so readily at hand?
Dragon Dave
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Sunday, March 3, 2013
Where NASA and Star Wars Collide
At the David L. Mason Children’s Museum, located within the
Dunedin Fine Art Center, children can live their dreams. They can play in mockups of a Gemini Capsule
or a Space Shuttle, they can draw and color at an Apollo desk, and they can dance
with a stormtrooper. In the latter, a
snippet from “The Return of the Jedi” has been ingeniously altered so that a
stormtrooper dances and plays a trombone while Emperor Palpatine sits in his
black chair, stares out his large observation window, and ignores you. (Given the way he treats his apprentices,
that’s probably a good thing). Children
can grab an astronaut helmet, a stormtrooper helmet, or other Science and
Sci-fi accouterments and dance to the swinging stormtrooper’s tune. A camera picks up their movements, and places
them alongside the stormtrooper on a TV screen.
Such a fusion of real Science and Sci-fi might inspire them to one day work in
the space industry. How cool would that
be?
Fun and play also take place at the stop motion area. Children can choose from the selection of
toys, and place them on a miniature film set.
One click forms the beginning of a movie, and a small monitor shows them
their previous picture, so they can move the item, or add others, and then
click the camera again. After awhile,
kids will want to chart the progress of their movie, so they can hit “Play,”
and their little stop motion animated short will play from beginning to end, as
many times as they want. (If memory
serves, parents could bring a digital memory card, and return home with their
child’s movie). Your children might grow up to make
movies like “Clash of the Titans” or “Wallace and Grommit” someday. How cool would that be?
The museum offers a Visual Arts Camp during the summer, and
at other times of the year, there are special exhibits dedicated to Science, Sci-fi,
and Fantasy. On the day we attended,
they hosted “Intergalactic, a Mixed Media Invitational.” Had we attended earlier in the year, we could
have seen “My Favorite Martian—Self Portrait as Alien.” If your child makes something impressive, the staff might display it in the children’s art room, in which an X-Wing and a Millenium Falcon have been suspended from the ceiling. Just make sure that you take them to the gift
shop, where they can be inspired by a door that could be a spaceship, an
inhabited asteroid, or something else really imaginative.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s an alien’s face, an upside-down hovercraft, or a self-propelled beauty compact that comes to hand immediately when needed, that’s when.
(Only this case, it’s also a door).
Of course, you can always let them take home a memento from
their visit. Just be sure to sign them
up for classes. Lots of classes.
Dragon Dave
Sunday, January 13, 2013
John Vornholt's Mars Novel
I’ve always been curious about Mars, our closest planetary neighbor. When I was growing up, I remember reading and
watching lots of stories set there. At
the time, given NASA’s successful moon missions, Mars seemed the next target
for exploration. In my recent study of
the Mercury missions, when America’s first seven astronauts were interviewed on
the topic, they also espoused this belief.
Some of them even hoped to participate in such missions. Sadly, humans have yet to travel there, but Science
Fiction writers have never stopped writing about Mars. Gregory Benford, Kim Stanley Robinson, Greg
Bear, Dan Simmons, Larry Niven, Philip K. Dick: the list could go on and
on. Let’s face it: until you’ve written
a Mars novel, you’re not a real SF writer.
Okay, maybe that’s overstating matters, but Mars remains
arguably the most popular setting for a SF novel not set on Earth. I was certainly pleased when John Vornholt
begins his novel Voices, the first tie-in to the popular 1990s TV series Babylon 5, on
the red planet. The two people we meet
there are telepaths, members of Psi Corps.
Despite his imminent meeting with Mr. Bester, the top Psi Cop (and
perhaps the most powerful person in Psi Corps), Harriman Gray’s thoughts keep returning
to Earth's most important space station, Babylon 5. On his recent visit there,
he met Commander Susan Ivanova, who, due to events in her past, has a strong
aversion to Psi Corps. Yet she intrigues
him, and Harriman can’t help wondering if, were he to return there, he might
not find some way to change her mind about Psi Corps, and hence give him a
chance.
Once Mr. Bester arrives, the two take a monorail to the
Royal Tharsis Lodge, where an important conference for telepaths will shortly
take place. Life is difficult on Mars,
and there are separatists who, like the early American colonists, argue that
Earth wields too much control over their lives.
But their political views are not on Harriman’s mind as he gazes out the
windows during their ride. Instead, he
muses: “The angry red planet didn’t look so angry when it was crisscrossed with
monorail tubes, prefabricated dwellings, and shielded domes. It looked like a giant gerbil habitat on a
dusty parking lot.” His thoughts return
to the present when the monorail screeches to a halt, and with his telepathic
abilities, he soon realizes that a bomb has just detonated in the Royal Tharsis
Lodge, and over twenty people have died.
After Mr. Bester secures the monorail, the top Psi Cop turns to Harriman
and remarks that perhaps Mars isn’t the best place to hold their conference
anymore. As Bester doesn’t want to hold
it on Earth, another possible venue leaps readily to Harriman’s mind. “How about Babylon 5?” he says.
Sadly, we never really get to know Harriman Gray
better. John Vornholt uses him to get
the action going, before whisking readers off to Babylon 5. Fans of the TV series, who know Susan
Ivanova’s past, will recognize that Harriman’s hopes are overly optimistic,
that she could never fully give herself to anyone from Psi Corps. Or at least, she couldn’t after the events of
Season Two have played out. But this is
a view formed through hindsight, as the novel was published in March 1995,
during the second season of the show, and the action takes place between
episodes #1 “Points of Departure” and #8 “A Race Through Dark Places.” While I loved Babylon 5, it never occurred to
me at the time to read the tie-in novels.
After all, the show was on every week, and series creator J. Michael
Straczynski had planned out the entire five-year run. (Amazingly, he ended up writing 92 out of the
series’ 110 episodes, in addition to serving as its executive producer). So I guess I figured that reading those
novels was unnecessary back then.
Today, Babylon 5 seems largely forgotten, but back in the
1990s, the Science Fiction community held a real fervor for the show. I was a part of it, just another viewer
captivated by the series’ spell. It’s
been a long time since those heady days when I looked forward to a new Babylon
5 episode each week, when I eagerly anticipated the revelations and
developments that each new show might bring.
Perhaps that explains why, like Harriman Gray in Voices, I find my
thoughts returning to Babylon 5, not just anxious to relive the known stories,
but also to experience some new adventures.
In any case, I’m grateful to John Vornholt for returning me
to the milieu of Babylon 5 for a brand new adventure. Even if his novel is twenty years old, it’s
new to me. Despite his having written over sixty-five novels, he’s also new to me.
I find this oversight on my part surprising, as it seems he’s also an author of note in the Science Fiction community. After all, he wrote a novel about Mars,
didn’t he?
Dragon Dave
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