Writer: Tim Seeley
Artist: Stefano Caselli with Steve Kurth
Colorist: Kurt Michael Russell
Letterer: Crank
Cover Artists: Stefano Caselli, Sarah Mitrache & Stefano
Nesi
Publisher: Image Comics
Price: $12.99
Release Date: June 18, 2025
Cassandra and Vlad are hunting a Slasher named Edgelord.
They’ve tracked the reanimated corpse to Terminus. Cassandra and Vlad, or Hack
and Slash, aren't wild about hunting the killer corpse in this Old West-style
town near the OJ Simpson Valley crater. But they don't want him carving up more
teens and petty criminals.
Mack Delgado, aka Clownface, is a Body Bagger. When his
daughter found him, the assassin and bounty hunter became a single parent
overnight. Now Mack is responsible for a headstrong teen who enjoys killing. When
Panda shoots a skip, she deprives his gang of the ransom. Incensed, Mack takes his
unrepentant daughter to an overnight course for Baby Baggers. How will Cassandra
and Vlad meet Mack and Panda? Is Terminus, Georgia, big enough for Hack, Slash,
and the Body Baggers? Let’s grab our weapons, leap into Hack/Slash: Body Bags
TP Vol 1, and find out!
Story
After consulting the town registry, Cassandra questions
Black Angus. He and Edgelord worked together. But their boss is dead, and Black
Angus doesn’t know Edgelord’s whereabouts. When Black Angus points her toward
Mack, Vlad seeks out the Body Bagger while Cassandra visits the night school. But
none of them realize that Edgelord returned home to find his lover dead. Rather
than live without her, the corpse bridegroom ripped out his heart and dropped
it on Cisco Valentine’s grave.
In Hack/Slash: Body Bags TP Vol 1, Cassandra slips into the night
school just before lockdown. But she's not the only unexpected visitor. Cisco
Valentine has a new lease on life thanks to Edgelord's heart. And she’s hunting
Panda, the spunky Body Bagger who killed her. When Mack and Vlad realize what's
at stake, the men must work together to protect Panda and Cassandra.
By forcing the protagonists of these two teams to swap
partners, Tim Seeley forces each character to adapt to new situations. While
Vlad and Mack could be effective partners, Vlad cares for Cassandra, whereas
Mack fears becoming too soft by caring for his daughter. Likewise, Cassandra
understands the value of teamwork, while Panda fiercely denies she needs anyone
else. Still, Cassandra must convince Panda to work with her. With the school on
lockdown, no one can get out. And Cisco Valentine wants to rip the smile off
Panda's face before exacting her revenge.
Art
Cassandra is a goth teen with a purple miniskirt. Vlad hides
his Frankenstein’s Monster appearance behind a mask in Hack/Slash: Body Bags TP
Vol 1. Mack is densely muscled and carries a machete-sized knife. His teenage
daughter is big on bust, hair, and attitude. Of all the other students, the
girl dressed like a cheerleader has eyes only for a young man with piercings.
Lying on his bed beneath a Minotaurminator poster, Black
Angus clutches a TV remote in his remaining hand. The wounded Body Bagger waits
for his grandpa to hobble over with a bag of pills on his walker. But these
larger-than-life characters cannot hold a candle to Cisco Valentine. She sports
a white face, an immense smile, and a lock of blonde hair near the open wound
on her scalp. Cisco's colorful costume rivals the Sixth Doctor's sartorial
splendor.
Kurt Michael Russell looks Stefano Caselli and Steve Kurth’s
big ‘ole storm of murder and mayhem straight in the eyes. Then, he lavishes a
loaded palette of bright colors on these extraordinary characters. Less nuanced
colors adorn the stained and torn Polaroids that provide Mack's link to the
past. Mack slips on his yellow Clownface mask as he takes on bikini-clad
cyborgs with guns built into their silver forearms. Perhaps purple forms the
dominant theme in Hack/Slash: Body Bags TP Vol 1. The color adorns Mack’s car,
the cyborgs’ hair, Cassandra’s skirt, the schoolteacher’s dress, and an arms
dealer who sets Hack and Slash in his sights.
White letters in red time stamps keep tabs on this fraught
Weekend At Body Bags. Uppercase black letters in white and colored dialogue
balloons grow bold and shrink. Black Angus speaks into blue double-edged scroll
saw blades. Dialogue enlarges when sound effects enhance gunfire, slashing
weapons, and explosions. Yet Vlad makes the biggest impression as he speaks
words of truth and concern with unsteady handprinted letters. Thanks to Image
Comics for providing a review copy.
Final Thoughts
While Body Baggers Mack and Panda have Daddy Issues, Vlad
worries that Cassandra is distracted. As they enter a town where anything goes,
Vlad knows Cassandra must be alert to fend off assassins, bounty hunters, and
cyborgs. Hack/Slash: Body Bags TP Vol 1 is an over-the-top comic farce: part
Friday The 13th, part Robocop, and all bloody good fun.
Rating 9/10
For more cover art see my review at Comic Book Dispatch.