Saturday, June 8, 2013

Bug Dalek's New Mistress

Pocket: No more will I teach you.
Denim: Oh boy.
Pocket: Already know you more than--
Denim: Enough!  You're not Yoda, okay?
Send the new recruit on his way.
Pocket (private channel): Denim, we'll talk later.
Bug: Thanks for everything, sir.
I mean sirs.  I really learned a lot.
I guess I'll be seeing you...
I mean, I hope I'll be...
um, yeah.
Right.



Bug: One last question.  Why am I named Bug?
Pocket (private channel): Should we tell him?
Denim (private channel): I'd advise against it.
Pocket (private channel): He'll find out sooner or later.
Denim (private channel): On your own dome be it.
Pocket (audible): Instead of a fender washer,
Mistress weighed you down with a token
from a Car Wash that specialized in Volkswagon Beetles.



Bug: What?  I'm named after an old car?
What if my new mistress doesn't like Volkswagons?
Pocket: Don't worry.  Be yourself.
I'm sure she'll love you for who you are.



Bug: Whoa, stop whirling me please!
My brains are sloshing around inside my dome!
Wha, what...where am I?
And who are you?



Bug: I'm sensing positive emanations.
Perhaps Pocket was right after all.


Bug Dalek




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