Friday, June 28, 2013

James Herriot's First Job


Dalek the Gray: Mr. Herriot, wake up!  The telephone is ringing!




James Herriot: A prolapsed what?  Oh, I really don't think I could--
Dalek the Gray: Of course you can.  Remember what Master Siegfried says: "If called upon, you must attend."  
James Herriot: But Mr. Farnon hasn't hired me.  I haven't even met him yet.
Dalek the Gray:  That is immaterial.  Immaterial!  Burn this into your brain, Mr. Herriot: If called upon, you must attend!  YOU MUST ATTEND!




Dalek the Gray: Here's the cow in pain.  Please hurry!
James Herriot: Oh, very well.  (Sighs)  You know, this really shouldn't happen to a vet.





Dragon Dave

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The World of James Herriot

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