Friday, June 21, 2013
Lemon Tarts That A Dalek Can't Resist
Supreme Dalek: Ah, so this is what Master made for his dessert. I was wondering what he would do with that box of empty tart shells and that jar of lemon curd.
Supreme Dalek: Ah, Pocket, is this one of the tart shells Mistress made with her leftover Jammie Dodger dough?
Pocket Dalek: Well, she made up the dough, but I cut out the shell, using the same cutter I used on the cookies. Then I pressed them into a tart pan, and baked them in the same way Denim and I baked the Jammie Dodgers. Speaking of Denim, have you seen him lately?
Supreme Dalek: Why? Has he transformed into Hulk Dalek again?
Pocket Dalek: No. Please excuse me, sir. I'm trying to keep an optical sensor on him to ensure nothing makes him angry.
Supreme Dalek: Good thinking. We don't want anything to make him angry.
Pocket Dalek: My thoughts exactly.
Supreme Dalek: Hm. They say I'm the leader of this troop, yet Pocket seems to be the one always keeping us in line. Perhaps I need more experience to solidify my position, and really command the others' respect.
Pocket Dalek: I can't find...sir, what have you done?
Supreme Dalek: I decided to take a sample of this specimen, in order to assess its--
Pocket Dalek: You did what?
Supreme Dalek: It's my duty, as leader of this troop, to assess--
Pocket Dalek: Listen! Do you hear that?
Supreme Dalek: What?
Pocket Dalek: The TV just went silent!
Supreme Dalek: That means Master has finished his nachos and is coming in here to get his dessert--
Pocket Dalek: Which you just ate.
Supreme Dalek: --which I just...oh.
Pocket Dalek: Uh, excuse me, sir. I've got to run.
Supreme Dalek: Wait! Come back! I demand that you advise me! My circuits are overloaded; my sustenance processors cannot contain the nutrients my biological systems are trying to absorb! Oh no, here comes Master! I must flee before he realizes it was I who damaged his dessert, and decides to exterminate me, Exterminate me, Exterminate Me!
Supreme & Pocket Dalek
Related Dragon Cache entries
Daleks Love Jammie Dodgers: A Cookie-Making Tutorial
Related Internet Links
Lemon Curd Recipe
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