Friday, June 21, 2013

Lemon Tarts That A Dalek Can't Resist



Supreme Dalek: Ah, so this is what Master made for his dessert.  I was wondering what he would do with that box of empty tart shells and that jar of lemon curd.




Supreme Dalek: Ah, Pocket, is this one of the tart shells Mistress made with her leftover Jammie Dodger dough?
Pocket Dalek: Well, she made up the dough, but I cut out the shell, using the same cutter I used on the cookies.  Then I pressed them into a tart pan, and baked them in the same way Denim and I baked the Jammie Dodgers.  Speaking of Denim, have you seen him lately?
Supreme Dalek: Why?  Has he transformed into Hulk Dalek again?
Pocket Dalek: No.  Please excuse me, sir.  I'm trying to keep an optical sensor on him to ensure nothing makes him angry.  
Supreme Dalek: Good thinking.  We don't want anything to make him angry.
Pocket Dalek: My thoughts exactly.




Supreme Dalek: Hm.  They say I'm the leader of this troop, yet Pocket seems to be the one always keeping us in line.  Perhaps I need more experience to solidify my position, and really command the others' respect.




Pocket Dalek: I can't find...sir, what have you done?
Supreme Dalek: I decided to take a sample of this specimen, in order to assess its--
Pocket Dalek: You did what?
Supreme Dalek: It's my duty, as leader of this troop, to assess--
Pocket Dalek: Listen!  Do you hear that?
Supreme Dalek: What?
Pocket Dalek: The TV just went silent!
Supreme Dalek: That means Master has finished his nachos and is coming in here to get his dessert--
Pocket Dalek: Which you just ate.
Supreme Dalek: --which I just...oh.
Pocket Dalek: Uh, excuse me, sir.  I've got to run.
Supreme Dalek: Wait!  Come back!  I demand that you advise me!  My circuits are overloaded; my sustenance processors cannot contain the nutrients my biological systems are trying to absorb!  Oh no, here comes Master!  I must flee before he realizes it was I who damaged his dessert, and decides to exterminate me, Exterminate me, Exterminate Me!




Supreme & Pocket Dalek

Related Dragon Cache entries
Daleks Love Jammie Dodgers: A Cookie-Making Tutorial

Related Internet Links
Lemon Curd Recipe






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