Showing posts with label Zoo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zoo. Show all posts

Friday, November 28, 2014

Lions and Tigers and Beers, Oh My!


Artist: I like the new Tiger exhibit at the San Diego Safari Park. You can really get up close! I just wish the Humans would stop making reflections on the glass. They're making it difficult for me to record images for my visual archives. 


Blue: No, you can stay down, buddy. No, you will not get up. Okay, no more Mr Nice Dalek. Make another move and I will Exterminate you!


Artist: I wonder why the lions are playing with pumpkins?
Blue: Maybe they're celebrating Thanksgiving with what they can. The staff probably aren't serving them turkey dinners.
Artist: Yeah, they're probably out of luck on that front, unless a wild turkey wanders into their enclosure, then it's--
Blue: Exterminate the Turkey time!
Artist: Exactly.


Artist: I know why the lions had pumpkins. See the man with the tall glass of beer? The Safari Park is still celebrating Octoberfest.
Blue: That's it! I saw another couple sharing a large glass over by the lions. I wonder why Master and Mistress drink soda instead of beer?
Artist: They must keep their heads clear to sketch while they eat.
Blue: Master and Mistress are so wise. Exterminate Inebriation! Exterminate Inebriation!! EXTERMINATE INEBRIATION!!!

Artist & Blue Dalek

Friday, September 26, 2014

A Day For The Birds


Coulson: What shall we see today, boss?
Fury: It's your day off. Enjoy it. As for me, I most enjoy studying our feathered friends.
Coulson: Is it because you think you can learn something from them that will enhance the flight characteristics or performance of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier?
Fury: Uh, yeah. Sure.



Coulson: Ooh, look sir. This is a pretty little bird. I wonder if I can find it for you.



Coulson: There he is! Look sir, the Paradise Tanager! With his sky-blue under-plumage, I bet he's tough to spot from the ground. Maybe we should paint the Helicarrier sky-blue, what do you think?



Coulson: And look sir, here's a Scarlet Macaw, a type of parrot. I wonder if he can talk? Polly want to exterminate a cracker? Polly want to exterminate a cracker? Hey, sir, how about we make the controls on the Helicarrier more speech-activated? That'd be more efficient than pushing all those buttons, don't you think?



Coulson: Hey sir, look at this guy! Just look at him! He's got such beautiful tail feathers, and I really like the antennas shooting out of his head. You know, maybe we should install more satellite dishes on the Helicarrier? After all, you can never have too many data sources, right? Sir? Sir? Hey, where'd he go? I wonder what he's looking at?





Fury & Coulson Daleks

Friday, August 15, 2014

The Blue Elephant Hunt


Blue: Mammoth bones stuck in tar? Really? I was hoping to see a real elephant on this zoo trip.



Hulk: Come here, beast! Hulk promise not to smash you!



Blue: This is a cute baby elephant, but the skin feels too hard, and he doesn't move much. I don't think he's a real elephant either.



Artist: Hey you, come here: I want to talk to you! And you off to the side, stop that spraying! I've already given my outer casing its monthly wash, wax, and polish!



Blue: You're almost as cute as I am, but you look too small to be a real elephant. Hey, what do you mean I'm too small to be a real Dalek?



Blue: Both of you saw real elephants? Where?
Artist: They're all over the place. You just haven't been looking hard enough. Keep your optical sensors on alert, and I'm sure you'll--
Hulk: Hulk like ginger snaps. Hulk smash ginger snaps!
Artist: No, Hulk! No! You will not smash the ginger snaps!



Blue: Somehow, everything Master & Mistress eat reminds me of my failure to spot a real elephant. You say they're all around us, so why can't I see them?



Artist: I'll tell you what. As soon as Master & Mistress finish dinner, we'll go and help you look. Maybe we can find one for you.

Blue, Artist, & Hulk Daleks

Friday, July 25, 2014

Captain Scarlet Is Fearsome


Captain Scarlet: Excuse me, sir. Can you direct me to the hippodrome?



Rusty: That's a serious kink you've got there. Try rolling your neck. Go on, roll it.



Captain Scarlet: Christmas really will be here before we know it.



Captain Scarlet: You packed the last two Wagon Wheels?
Rusty: How else will we get Master & Mistress to take us to England?



Captain Scarlet: I merely said I was 'cuter than' the pink elephants. I wasn't inviting a comparison!



Rusty: Whistling while you work, 'eh? Most commendable.



Captain Scarlet: There's no need to run and hide, but thanks for the compliment. Indeed, I am fearsome.



Captain Scarlet: Proximity Alert! Proximity Alert! Danger! Danger!
Rusty: You know, I think you're right. You are fearsome.

Captain Scarlet & Rusty Daleks

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Dahl’s Chickens


“What amazes me,” Sophie said, “is how you ever learned to write in the first place.”

“One night,” he [the BFG] said, “I is blowing a dream through a window and I sees this book lying on the little boy’s bedroom table.”  So the Big Friendly Giant explains that, while he would never steal anything from a human, he borrowed it for a short time.  “Perhaps only about eighty years,” the BFG said.  “Soon I shall be putting it back.”

“And that’s how you taught yourself to write?” Sophie asked him.

“I is reading it hundreds of times,” the BFG said.  “And I is still reading it and teaching new words to myself and how to write them.  It is the most scrumdiddlyumptious story.”



Sophie took the book out of his hand.  “’Nicholas Nickleby,’” she read aloud.

“By Dahl’s Chickens,” the BFG said.

(Quoted from The BFG, Chapter 14: Dreams, by Roald Dahl.  Illustration by Quentin Blake).


Lately, I’ve been reading Generation Dead by Daniel Waters.  In the novel, Adam plays football at a high school where teenagers are not just returning from the dead, but also attending classes and petitioning to join the sports teams.  Yearning to grow, Adam takes karate classes, participates in a work-study program geared at enhancing the living’s understanding of the Differently Biotic (the current, politically correct term for zombies), and reads Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte.  We follow Adam’s interactions with his undead friends, and in times of difficulty, Adam centers himself with words of wisdom from Master Griffin his karate teacher.  But we never learn what he thinks of Wuthering Heights, or how the novel impacts his life.  I found this disappointing, not only because it’s one of those classics of literature I would someday like to read, but also because great stories have a way of seeping into our consciousness, and coloring our view of the world.

When I picked up The BFG in the library sale room, I merely thought it’d be interesting to compare it with one of Roald Dahl’s more popular works.  At most, I thought I might mention it once in a post.  When I started reading it, I quickly grew tired of the way the giant spoke, and had to slog through the novel for a while, before I learned to accept the dialogue as a valid (and not excessive) aspect of the story.  Yet by the time I had finished the novel, I realized that I had really enjoyed it, and have since mentioned it several times in this blog. 


At the Austin Zoo, humans shared the paths with peacocks and chickens.  When I found myself posing for a photo before a particularly large example of the latter, I couldn’t help but reflect on how much Dahl’s literature has seeped into our lives.  Nearly all of us, from every walk of life, either read his delightful books in our youth (while learning to read and write), read them to children, or watched adaptations in the cinema.  Thus, we live in the shadow of Dahl’s literature.  The paradigm through which we view the world is colored in part by the characters and situations he created.  Whether we engage in his delightful humor, strut around in our finest attire, or cluck over our children, we are all Dahl’s chickens. 


I think I’ll have corn for lunch.

Dragon Dave

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

"Baby, Get Your Goat On"

Wild animals aren't essential to a pleasant zoo experience.  Perhaps because we're more used to them, and they seem far less dangerous, we're equally fascinated by our more domesticated cousins.  Often, the temptation to interact with them, as we would with other humans, can prove overwhelming.  



"Okay, now watch carefully, and I'm sure you'll catch on quickly."



"Lift one rear leg, and move your front legs to chest level."



"Sway to the side.
Come on, flow with the music."


"Now drop your front limbs, and finish with a kick,
just like the famous New York City Rockettes."



"Um...okay.  I think I'd better limber up first, though.
Could you run through the routine for me one more time?"


I'm sure they find us equally fascinating.  (Well, somewhat sure).

Dragon Dave

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

A Quirkiness of Character at Austin Zoo




As I live near the San Diego Zoo and its related Safari (formerly “Wild Animal”) Park, it may seem strange to you that I visit other zoos when I travel.  Heck, a part of me also views this trait as just one of those queer quirks of character that make me so endearing to others.  Certainly the San Diego Zoo is world-famous, and must rank among anyone’s list of important and impressive zoos.  But I find it interesting to see how other people do things, and that includes how zoo-masters (if that’s a word) arrange their parks, structure their exhibits, and select their mix of animals to show off and care for.  Thus, when the opportunity arose to visit the Austin Zoo, just a short drive outside the Texas state capitol, I opted to visit without hesitation.


The Austin Zoo’s website states that it’s main emphasis is on animal rescue, rehabilitation, and education.  I’m not exactly sure how they educate their animals, but certainly it’s a great place for schools to bring their classes.  On the day we visited, we saw several groups of children touring the zoo with their teachers and parents, and of course the kids were having a blast.  But then, no matter how old we get, or how mature we become, there’s always part of us that remains children, and can tap into the fascination we have for watching our relatives in the animal kingdom. 




Another reason I enjoyed my visit was that the Austin Zoo is so low-key.  Due to its rural location, and the fact that it’s not on most people’s “Top Ten” list, fewer people visit it.  I didn’t have to constantly look over my shoulder, wondering if I was in anyone’s way, or have to fight the crowds for a view of the animals.  No vendors roamed the tree-lined paths, hawking their food or souvenirs.  Despite the roars of the big cats, the squawking of the birds, and the visitors’ shouts, conversations, and occasional bursts of tears (Yes, I occasionally cry at zoos; don’t you?), I wandered the tree-lined paths in relative solitude, feeling as if I had the exhibits mostly to myself.


One of the things I didn’t do on my visit is ride the train, which takes visitors on a two-and-a-half mile trip around the zoo, passing animals not visible from the paths.  But I had so much fun just wandering at my own pace, that by the time the rest in my party were ready to leave, I had gotten my “zoo fix,” and felt more than satisfied with my visit.  Plus, it’s nice to leave some options unexplored for a second visit.  At least, that’s my philosophy.

Either that, or its one of my endearing character quirks.

Dragon Dave

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