Showing posts with label ice cream. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ice cream. Show all posts

Friday, February 7, 2014

Exterminating Snickerdoodles


Pocket: Wow.  This is going to be a challenge.



Pocket: Halves again, Master?  All right, you just eat what you can.



Denim: I've got an idea, boss.  Maybe if I distract him with the fries, you could hide the knife.
Pocket: Excellent diversionary tactics!



Pocket: Now let's pick up the pace with the ketchup.  Maybe he won't notice how many he's eating.



Denim: Good thing you hid the knife, boss.
Pocket: You know, I'm not so sure.  I wouldn't have minded helping Master exterminate this.

Denim & Pocket Dalek

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Dalek Singing?

Weekend Extra



Recently, the Daleks surprised me with a birthday treat.  While the Kona Pie was wonderful, the greatest gift was their thoughtfulness.  

I must say, you haven't really lived until you've been sung to by Daleks. Who doesn't enjoy the singing of monotone, mechanized aliens?  

Dragon Dave

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Savoring Ben's Cookies with Ice Cream


As our tarts, cookies, tea, and other goodies rapidly vanish (We're looking at you, Daleks!), our thoughts return to England. Unfortunately, one thing we couldn't bring back with us was our ice cream from Ben's Cookies.  The Chocolate Chocolate Chip was great, but surprisingly, the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough was even better.  The vanilla in the latter was so rich and buttery tasting, much more than I'm used to.  This surprised me, as I'm something of an ice cream aficionado. 

We tend to think of ice cream when it's hot out, but have you considered the benefits of eating ice cream in winter?  Here's three:

1. As you're cold, you're not confusing your body with something hot.
2. You can really savor your ice cream, as it's not going to melt.  And:
3. It makes waiting for your bus infinitely more enjoyable.

Likewise, the cookies at Ben's Cookies are also great.  And yes, in case you're wondering, I'm something of a cookie aficionado too.

Dragon Dave

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Ben's Cookies 

Friday, December 27, 2013

No One Likes Hulk-Dalek When He's Angry


Hulk Dalek: Fresh cobbler smell good, fresh out of oven!  Hulk ready to serve to Mistress and Master.
Iron Dalek: Sorry, Hulk, but I think we may have to wait on this blackberry/apple cobbler.  It's still too hot.
Hulk Dalek: Hulk want to serve hot cobbler!
Iron Dalek: Yes, but Master and Mistress don't want the cobbler to melt their ice cream before their spoons reach their mouths.
Hulk Dalek: Forget ice cream!  Hulk want to serve fresh, hot cobbler!!!
Iron Dalek: Forget the ice cream?  No wonder people don't like you when you're angry!

Hulk & Iron Daleks

Friday, October 4, 2013

Sweet Dalek Inspiration


Denim: Sir, is it just me, or are Old Fashions smaller in Hilo?
Pocket: At least they'll give Master & Mistress energy for snorkling at Richardson.
Denim: Not enough.  I hope they don't take another afternoon nap. 
Pocket: Don't worry.  I've got a plan.


Denim: Whoa, this place certainly looks space age.
Pocket: Yes, Big Island Candies is world-famous for a reason.


Denim: Hey, look at the guy lingering by the chocolate and caramel shortbreads!


Denim: Now he's going for one of the chocolate-dipped Macadamias!
Pocket: Relax.  They encourage sampling at Big Island Candies.
Denim: Is that why you brought Master & Mistress here?  To sample cookies?
Pocket: No, my plan is far grander than that.


Pocket: Okay, everybody out!  Let's secure a gazebo pronto!


Denim: Wow!  Those donuts may have been undersized, but this brownie Mac nut ice cream pie sure isn't! 
Pocket: I just hope my plan works.
Denim: What does it entail?
Pocket: Well, after eating all that ice cream, they probably won't be in a rush to hurry back to the motel room.


Denim: You were right, sir.  You may have blown their diets for the day, but you really inspired them.


Pocket: I must say, I love it when a plan comes together.
Denim: You know, something tells me Master & Mistress will be watching "The A-Team" on iTunes tonight.
Pocket: It could happen.

Pocket & Denim Dalek

Friday, September 13, 2013

Dalek Banana Royales


Denim: So, that's the ice cream Master and Mistress brought home last night.  But I don't understand.  Shouldn't Mistress use a spoon to scoop it out?  Or is she supposed to slice it like her father's birthday cake?
Pocket: Watch and learn.


Denim: Ah, so the knife was for those little bananas, the ones Master said taste more like apples than bananas.
Pocket: Now you're catching on.


Denim: I think Master's going to want more ice cream than that.
Pocket: Well of course he is!


Denim: I hope she doesn't load these down with too much fruit.
Pocket: Would you stop worrying?  Mistress knows what she's doing.


Denim: I'm amazed the ice cream survived the drive back from Hilo.  
Pocket: That's what those insulated cool bags are for.
Denim: They certainly worked.  It wasn't exactly cool out last night.
Pocket: Of course they worked.  The bags are based on the same cryogenic technology that preserved Davros in "Destiny of the Daleks."


Denim: Those look great!  Master's sure to be pleased with those.
Pocket: He ought to be.  I put the idea in Mistress' mind last night.
Denim: You mean, you invaded her dreams?
Pocket: I had her best interests in mind.  Oh wait, Mistress, there's one more thing we need.


Denim: Wow, Mistress brought some of the Jammie Dodgers we made at home?
Pocket: Let's just say a little Dalek put the idea in her mind...while she slept.
Denim: Great move, Boss.  Say, the way the light strikes that plate, it almost looks like it's smiling.
Pocket: I don't know about the plate, but Master sure is.

Pocket & Denim Dalek

Related Dragon Cache entry
Daleks Love Jammie Dodgers

Friday, August 30, 2013

Daleks on Pop-tarts and Ice Cream

In the beginning, there was darkness...


Supreme Dalek: And then music awoke the Creator, and he got up, shut off his alarm, and went to the gym.  Afterward his workout, to reward himself and get his day started, he would have a Pop-tart for breakfast, because, he declared, they taste so good.  


Then, in the evening, after a full day of creating, he would have ice cream for dessert, to reward himself, and--
Rex: Let me guess: because it tasted so good?
Supreme Dalek: Um...yes.
Red: So, what else is new?
Rex: Yeah, why'd you make us lug the Pop-tarts and Ice Cream out to tell us something we already know?
Supreme Dalek: Well, if you'd just give me a minute, I was getting to that.  
Blue: Yeah, give him a break.  Show due deference.
Supreme Dalek: Um, yes.  Thank you, Blue.  Well, one day the Creator went to Carl's Jr. for lunch, and there he found something wholly different, something he had never before conceived of creating.


It was called a Pop-tart Ice Cream Sandwich, and he knew he had to try it.


Even holding it in his hands brought a smile to his face.  Then, when he bit into it,


the Creator declared that it was good.
Blue: So you want us to subtly suggest to the Master that he take one of us along the next time he dines at Carl's Jr.?



Supreme Dalek: Actually, I have a superior suggestion.  One that might benefit all of us, simultaneously...

Supreme, Red, Rex, & Blue Dalek

Thursday, August 22, 2013

My Father-In-Law's Special Cake

For my Father-in-law's birthday, his wife bought him a special cake. One made not only with the usual ingredients, such as butter and flour, but also with Baskin Robbins' wonderful ice cream.  She had requested that the staff write "Happy Birthday" on his cake, but when his birthday arrived, he wanted more.  He decided that he wanted it to say, "Happy Birthday, Darling."  

"Well," she told him, "you can write Darling on it if you like."  

Unfortunately, the staff hadn't left him any room on top.


So, with a little ingenuity, and some out-of-the-box thinking, he came up with this inspired compromise. 


After all this work, he felt rather tired.  So his wife took pity on him, and only placed five candles on the cake this year. 


Thankfully, he summoned enough energy to blow them all out.  


As you can see, the chocolate cake was topped with a layer of Baskin Robbins/31 Flavors Butter Pecan ice cream, frosted with Chocolate ice cream, and trimmed in glorious dark fudge.  It proved utterly delicious, and he (along with the rest of us) enjoyed it immensely.  

Still, I can't help feeling a little sorry that my father-in-law had to make up that flag.  I mean, it was his birthday after all, and he really is a darling man...

Dragon Dave

Friday, May 3, 2013

Daleks Love Sundaes


Pocket: Hey Rex, I don't normally see you in the kitchen.  What are you up to?
Rex: I found this Cinder Toffee in the cupboard.  Master and Mistress must have brought it back from England, then forgotten about it.  I thought I'd make them something special for dessert.
Pocket: Are you sure you know what you're doing?  You haven't been around long.
Rex: I'm a blue Strategy Dalek.  Trust me, I have a plan.
Pocket: All right, I guess you can go ahead, provided I can keep an eye on you.
Rex: Sure.  You can even help.  Get us some bowls, while I open up the bag.



Pocket: I'm not sure Master and Mistress will be happy with us crumbling up their pieces of Cinder Toffee.
Rex: Would you relax?  We only used a few pieces.  And you tasted it.  You know they wouldn't want it to go bad.  
Pocket: I suppose not.
Rex: Now stop worrying, and let's scoop out some ice cream to go on top.
Pocket: On top?
Rex: We're going to alternate layers of Cinder Toffee with Ice Cream.
Pocket: Oh!  I get it.  Good plan!


Pocket: Mmm, you were right.  That Cinder Toffee goes wonderfully with ice cream.  Time for another layer?
Rex: See, you're embracing the plan!


Rex: Well, what do you think?
Pocket:  I think it looks beautiful.  I just wish we had some Jammie Dodgers to add on the side.
Rex: Would you stop worrying?  Trust me.  When they see this, they won't want anything else for dessert. 
Pocket: You keep telling me not to worry, but--
Rex: It must be good advice then.  Just trust in my plan, okay?
Pocket: All right.  So what's next?
Rex: Take this out to Master, and we'll make another for Mistress.  
Pocket: Right.








Pocket: Okay, that's Master and Mistress happy, and I've put away the ice cream.  Uh, why are you crumbling more Cinder Toffee?
Rex: Who told you to put the ice cream back in the refrigerator?
Pocket: But I thought...oh.  I guess they don't call you a Strategy Dalek for nothing.
Rex: Like I keep saying, just trust--
Pocket: In your plan.  Yeah, I think I may just do that, from now on.

Rex & Pocket Dalek

Monday, January 28, 2013

Making “Never Enough Chocolate” Ice Cream Bowls: Part 2




Yesterday, I told you about our first attempt at using our Wilton “Ice Cream Bowl Pan.”  As you can see, the cookie dough formed a nice bowl-like structure, and all of them came nicely off the pan.  Nevertheless, a couple ended up with holes in the sides, and to a certain extent, the bowls looked rather porous, so you’ll need an actual bowl to serve them in.  Also, because of the way the dough spread out past the ridges, they ended up with wide, saucer-like edges.  This meant that we needed wide containers to store them in.  We got four in an eight-cup Ziploc container that measured 10.5” long by about 6” wide and 3.5” tall. 


Making them into sundaes that evening was a real treat.  I expected the dough to be brittle, but the bowls held up well to the pressure of digging into the ice cream with the spoon.  The edges, and bowls themselves, broke off in nice pieces when we wanted them to, rather than fracturing and breaking unexpectedly.  As we hadn’t put chocolate chips, or anything else into them, they had a nice, basic flavor, and added to the ice cream (“Triple Brownie” flavor Deluxe Ice Cream brand) without distracting or competing.  And I ended up, on the last spoonful, with both cookie and ice cream, so it was a nice way to finish the dessert.  In case you ran out and bought a Wilton pan after you read yesterday’s post, here’s the recipe we used to make our “Never Enough Chocolate” Ice Cream Bowls, along with the calories, for those who count them.
  
1 Cup Butter (2 sticks)                                                           1630
1 Cup Sugar                                                                            775
½ Cup Brown Sugar (packed)                                                   415
2 Eggs (XL)                                                                             160
2 teaspoons Vanilla extract                                                        20
3 Cups Flour                                                                          1365
1 teaspoon Salt                                                                           0
1 teaspoon Baking Soda                                                              0
6 ounces Grated Dark Chocolate (171 grams)                             898

Total Calories                                                                         5263

My wife made nine cookie bowls out of half of the dough.  After making three more bowls, for a total of twelve, she again rolled out the dough, and using a small round cookie cutter, cut out around forty 1/8” thick cookies.  Each bowl works out to 292 calories, and the cookies averaged (due to size differences) 40 – 50 calories.  Here are some more precise directions.

Cream butter and sugars. 
Add eggs and vanilla, mix well.
Combine four, salt, and baking soda in separate bowl.  Mix well, gradually add to batter.
Stir in grated chocolate. 
Bake 375 F for 8-10 minutes. 
Cool 5 – 10 minutes before removing from pan.

In review, our “Never Enough Chocolate” Ice Cream bowls had a nice basic flavor, and a perfect texture.  The only problem, from our perspective, was that they had a lot of calories.  (In comparison, we could probably eat a richer chocolate cake, with icing, for the same number of calories).  So we’ll have to try a different recipe next time.  Nevertheless, we won't let such an important fact bother us too much, as they really were a nice treat.  


We'll just plan some lower-calorie dinners for the next week.

After we made them, my wife found a more basic, Sugar Cookie-type recipe at the Wilton website.  She noticed their recipe didn’t call for baking soda or baking powder.  So perhaps losing those ingredients would prevent the bowls from falling and spreading out on the pan.  Then again, if you don’t care about the calories, and are throwing a Science Fiction themed party, you could always put ice cream inside, then plunk another one down on top to form Ice Cream Cake Bowl UFOs.  I’m sure they’d be the talk of your intergalactic guests.

Dragon Dave

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Sunday, January 27, 2013

Making "Never Enough Chocolate" Ice Cream Bowls: Part 1



Yesterday, we had planned to drive up to Long John Silvers for lunch (Go Fish!), but when we left for the gym in the morning, it was raining.  At the gym, the local station’s TV weather forecast called for rain all day.  So we decided to stay off the freeway.  We had found this Wilton “Ice Cream Bowl Pan” at Walmart, and at the time it looked like a fun and tasty project.  The pan then sat under our counter, alone, unloved, and forgotten, until yesterday, when my wife, anticipating a day spent inside, felt inspired to bake.  So she dug it out, read the directions, and decided to do something with it.


She has a favorite cookie recipe, one she calls Never Enough Chocolate cookies.  As the pan came with no recipes, she decided to adapt her own and make Never Enough Chocolate Ice Cream Bowls.  You’d never guess that she’s half-Swiss, would you?  (No, I’m not going to tell you which half).  To begin with, she got out a bar of dark chocolate, and chopped it as finely as she could.  Then she put the pieces into her blender and reduced them to a powdery consistency.  After that, she made up the rest of her batter, and put it in the fridge to chill.



After lunch, she took out the dough, and using a floured hand towel (Yes, she suggests that you start with a clean towel), she rolled out the dough until it was 1/8” thick.  Then she found an old plastic container that was 4 ½” in diameter, the size the instructions called for, and cut out large circles.  


She placed a circle of dough atop each bowl-form, and gently molded it onto its sculpted, wavy sides.  Then she put the pan in our oven, preheated to 375 degrees Fahrenheit, and waited patiently for the required 8 – 10 minutes (only switching on the light and peering inside the oven every minute or two to check on their progress).


When the timer dinged (or binged, or cha-chinged), she pulled out the pan, and let the bowl forms cool for 5 – 10 minutes before removing them.  The dough had risen, but it had also sunk down and spread past the little trench designed to catch any excess dough.  Still, they came off the pan fine, and not one of them broke.  She then repeated this process with another pan-full, so we ended up with a dozen cookie bowls.  


She pressed out the rest of the dough, and cut out some smaller circles, so we could have a small chocolate cookie for our afternoon snack.  Needless to say, the rest of the afternoon proved a torture, as we waited to fill them with ice cream that evening.  Tomorrow, I’ll tell you how they turned out, and give you the recipe.  (Yes, I really am that cruel).

Dragon Dave